The Daily Meow – Lil Bub

by Lauren Festa   |  August 27, 2012

Everyone’s favorite Internet cat, Lil Bub has many views and outlooks on life, from politics to stretching to technology. Here is some Lil Bub thoughts on : food.

STYLE. WORK. BUB.

“Hello, it’s me. BUB. Oh man, do I love food. I’m a pretty amazing cook. My favorite recipe is this:

1. think of what i want to eat
2. think about it harder
3. think so hard about it that it forces me to waddle across the room and scream nonsense
4. repeat
5. repeat
6. repeat
7. repeat
8. repeat
9. voila! the exact thing I prepared in my powerful mind appears before me
10. shovel it into my face until it is smushed into the corner of my bowl where my amazing mouth can no longer reach it
11. scream nonsense
12. repeat
13. repeat
14. dude pushes my meal from the edge of the dish to the center
15. voila! a second delicious meal appears before me
16. repeat.”